Lots of stuff happening this week:

The Founders run
The penultimate week of Grand Mattress FRIZZY LIZZIES reign of terror, and
MEAT TO PLEEZE YOU and SUNBEAN celebrated their birth year 1961 

We gathered at the exact site where run number one didn’t happen. We celebrated the nonattendance of every single one of the almost mythical figures who are the Capital hash founders. We remembered the passing of many of our Hash breathren. And MIXO showed us the holy relic.

INFALLABLE set a terrific run, a not so terrific walk and a special aqueous trail for SCARLETT.

DICKY KNEE tried to take line honours from QUEEN LATRINE and was reminded, yet again, what it feels like to be 60yo. They mixed it with the Weston kangaroos and some eye candy in Yarralumla which had all the bipedal fatties in the running pack sucking in their fat reserves. The run was given a very undeserved 69/10. On the other hand the walking trail was a nightmare. The same blinged up semi feral kangaroos bailed up the front walkers forcing them to take an 8km long cut to get to the drink stop still half an hour before RAMBO in his clapped out 1950 Dodge Bison food van.

The Drink stop itself was a triumph, 27 bottles of bubbles later the pack wobbled their way back to Fake run site number one where, waiting for us was FURBALLS (in)famous chicken liver pate.    

WEATHERMAN has recovered from a severe case of “Incoherence” and remembered to sing a verse of the hare song this week. Still as woeful as ever but at least he is putting in.

Visitors included MERTYL from NODNOL. Returnees of note were LASH and PUSSY GALORE god bless em.

BUNS and INFALLABLE were charged for re-enacting the whole sordid Barnaby Joyce affair (A reference which will be incomprehensible in 12 months time)

BOB KATTER made a guest appearance. WEATHERMAN failed to cause any damage to his car on the cross country trek into the BBQ site. BABBLING did a spot of goat herding. LASH made his hat look like a lampshade. Which prompted a call for all hat wearers to join him in the circle.

And then all twins were invited into the circle.

And then all ADF members were invited into the circle and worshipped by the pack.

ANKLE BITER declared that QUEEN LATRINE’s presence made him wobbly at the knees and put the pressure on him to actually run. (Who would have thought??? At the hash???)

WEATHERMAN was charged for an appalling use of technology.

POP TART was charged for hasher abuse when she demanded that DANGLES run back to the car and fetch her curling wand or dummy spit award. I always get those two confused.

At this point, MIXO told us a very entertaining story about the formation of the CAPITAL hash. I’m pretty sure the rude chatter in the circle could be heard in the Belconnen hash circle which was occurring not 2kms away at their run site # one near the Scrivener dam.!!!!!

CRACKERs OF THE WEEK went to SCARLETT and ANKLE BITER

POPTART failed to give the dummy spit award away…..again….and then gave it to the biter of Ankles

SUNBEAN was heard to complain about Capital now being a “Mixed” hash

Runniversaries: MIXO 1600, GREASENIPPLE 956, FRIZZY 325 and CRAFT 7